First off you have to know how much I love to people watch. A few of my favorite places to people watch are fairs/parks, sports events, and fitness centers. The following event took place at a fitness center.
I was on the treadmill the other night, the only one in the room at the time. A few older ladies enter and get on a stairmaster, which was hilarious itself. The next character walks in, checks himself out in the mirrors, goes over to a treadmill, tires to program in what he wants to do, then finally checks out all of the ladies in the area. This guy, I swear to you, had oiled himself down with baby oil before he came to work out! I am pretty sure that he also shaves his entire body. He is over there on a treadmill trying to run (it was obviously his first time running in quite some time) with a wife beater, some way to short shorts, and grey dress socks on. I was about to fall off my own treadmill from laughing to much. After about 15 minutes on the treadmill he moves on to weights, which were not his strong suite either. This guy made it worth going to the gym that night.
Here is a question for all. Why is it that older men can look at themselves in a mirror and think "OH YAH! I look good", when clearly they look like an idiot. Come on guys........
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I am guessing that possibly their eyesight is going......
Oh and by the way....you are awesome! A fitness center? You go girl...by yourself, while I find a snack and a big comfy chair.
I wonder about these men sporting combovers. Do they really think they are fooling us? Do they think we will just accept that their hair just naturally parts clear over on the side of their head? My faves are the ones that comb forward from the back. Nice.
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