Fitness

First off you have to know how much I love to people watch. A few of my favorite places to people watch are fairs/parks, sports events, and fitness centers. The following event took place at a fitness center.

I was on the treadmill the other night, the only one in the room at the time. A few older ladies enter and get on a stairmaster, which was hilarious itself. The next character walks in, checks himself out in the mirrors, goes over to a treadmill, tires to program in what he wants to do, then finally checks out all of the ladies in the area. This guy, I swear to you, had oiled himself down with baby oil before he came to work out! I am pretty sure that he also shaves his entire body. He is over there on a treadmill trying to run (it was obviously his first time running in quite some time) with a wife beater, some way to short shorts, and grey dress socks on. I was about to fall off my own treadmill from laughing to much. After about 15 minutes on the treadmill he moves on to weights, which were not his strong suite either. This guy made it worth going to the gym that night.

Here is a question for all. Why is it that older men can look at themselves in a mirror and think "OH YAH! I look good", when clearly they look like an idiot. Come on guys........

Unoriginal

I am stealing a page from my friends miss timber and princess peggy today. Ever since I read their past blogs I have caught myself just sitting around at work thinking about odd things. I then write them down and now I am going to share them with you.

1. When I eat, and people watch me, do they think I chew funny? Because I think I chew funny.
2. Why did they name it Fanta?
3. I didn't realize that cleaning with to much ammonia would cause the skin on my hands to peal, my question is.....When will my skin stop pealing?
4. I didn't shave under my arms today. I wonder if anyone can tell?
5. Do I wear to much perfume? I wear the same perfume every day and I think that I have become one of those old ladies that wears to much perfume but doesn't realize it because I have become immune to the smell.
6. Why don't some of my male co-workers wax or pluck stray eyebrow, nose, and ear hair?
7. Do their wives not notice this stray hair?
8. Why does my 45 year old co-worker hate women soooooooo much but still live with his mom?
9. I hate cafeteria food!
10. People who wear spandex in the work place should be locked up.
11. Can you really sexually harasses someone if you have not been to sexual harassment training?
12. Why don't people wash their hands after they go to the bathroom? I am in the bathroom.....I can tell you who is washing and who is not. Do they not care that other people think they are nasty, non-hand washing freaks.
13. Do I have OCD?
14. Why do we have 4 layers of management but yet only 1 layer knows what's going on?
15. If I didn't show up to work tomorrow would anybody notice?
16. I need to clip my toe nails.
17. Target list...........
18. They are not using real meat in the cafeteria lunches......What is it? Will it eventually kill me?
19. I am going to chew my own arm off if this guys doesn't stop talking to me!
20. Why do they still make rectal thermometers?
21. I am going to throw-up thinking about sticking the rectal thermometer in my mouth......
22. Should I learn another language? Or....Should I just wait for everyone else to learn English?
23. What is e-bonix? Why can't I understand it?
24. I can't wait for Dancing with the Stars to come back on.
25. Why is it socially acceptable for African Americans and Europeans to not shave their legs but I have to shave my legs every day?
26. I am going to stop shaving my legs.
27. OH MY GOSH! I think I left the iron plugged in this morning!
28. Shastas (name changed for obvious reasons) hair got butchered. She should demand her money back from her hair dresser.

Just to let you know I do work. I just need to take little mental health breaks during the day.

Touch Down!

It has been forever since I have posted a blog. I just wanted to let those of you who read my blogs know that I am still alive.

Touch Down.......I have finally made it back to this country. Been touring Italy for the past two weeks. Just to let you know I have finally figured out why those Europens are so damn skinny. They walk everywhere and up hill!

Some thoughts after the trip:
1. American Airlines hates me. They lost my luggage going there and coming back. I landed Monday Morning and today (Friday) my luggage is supposed to show up.
2. Some people are just stupid. One of my planes was over weight so the airlines offered this lady a direct flight to London, $250, and a first class seat and the woman wouldn't take it. What kind of an idot is she? We were all cramped in couch and she liked it. What a crazy!
3. At the Vatican my aunt and I were walking behind this elderly preist. The next thing we know he farts (I swear to you that he left a little in his underwear) and then just keeps walking on like nothing happened. He had to be deaf because that was the loadest fart I have heard in ages. I laughed like a child again!
3. 325,000 of my dearest friends turned out the day I was at the Vatican, but I don't think they were there to see me.
4. Love the food.
5. The Tuscany region is the most beautiful country side I have ever seen in my entire life! I could have stayed at the winery forever, and not just because the wine was Fabulous either.
6. Michelangiolos David changed the way I veiw art. It is the most beautiful, wonderful, creative, ect. peice of sculpture I have ever seen. I was truely waiting for the statue to walk it was that life like.
7. Those Venicians need to buy a gun. Pegions everywhere! And they are not affraid of humans. If you ever go to Venice, get off that island and go to Buranno, a much more interesting island.
8. Milan......don't waist your time.
9. Loved the wine! Even brought some home with me.
10. The Alps are magnifciant!
11. Would take this trip again in a second!

In parting........Live every day to the fullest, you never know when tomorrow might not come.