I have these two friends who have been telling me to go out and read their blogs and then create my own. Finally I did as they wished. Just let me tell you that I am going to enjoy reading about their lives on a regular basis.
I acutally just got off the phone with them. I am not sure if they will post about this or not, but while I was speaking with them Timbers 9 month old had already advanced to a first or second grade level. He was pulling Princess Peggys hair. Can you believe it! We all know that first and second graders hit/kick/pull hair of the girl or boy that they like. I am pretty sure that Timber will have her hands full with the little girl chaser.
Now......on to my Friday. I work with a diverse group of people. Within this diverse group is an elderly man who actually retired but then came back to work part-time. As a side note, this guy loves to harasse me every time I work with him. He actually asks if I need help doing a self breast exam then laughs like a dirty old man. Anyway, today the elderly gentleman walks over to an empty chair, leans against it, then just lets one rip! I am not sure that he heard the noise of the fart because he wears hearing aids and doesn't have them turned on all the time, or if he just chose to ignore the sound but either way he didn't leave any indication that he realized he had just fartted. As he is standing there everyone in the room starts to look around with the same question on their faces, you know the question "did he just do what I think he did?" Well the elderly gentlman walks out of the room and every busts out laughing that is until the smell starts to linger. It was definitely a deadly fart.
The moral of todays story is......once you get old you can fart in public all you want and it becomes socially exceptable.
I acutally just got off the phone with them. I am not sure if they will post about this or not, but while I was speaking with them Timbers 9 month old had already advanced to a first or second grade level. He was pulling Princess Peggys hair. Can you believe it! We all know that first and second graders hit/kick/pull hair of the girl or boy that they like. I am pretty sure that Timber will have her hands full with the little girl chaser.
Now......on to my Friday. I work with a diverse group of people. Within this diverse group is an elderly man who actually retired but then came back to work part-time. As a side note, this guy loves to harasse me every time I work with him. He actually asks if I need help doing a self breast exam then laughs like a dirty old man. Anyway, today the elderly gentleman walks over to an empty chair, leans against it, then just lets one rip! I am not sure that he heard the noise of the fart because he wears hearing aids and doesn't have them turned on all the time, or if he just chose to ignore the sound but either way he didn't leave any indication that he realized he had just fartted. As he is standing there everyone in the room starts to look around with the same question on their faces, you know the question "did he just do what I think he did?" Well the elderly gentlman walks out of the room and every busts out laughing that is until the smell starts to linger. It was definitely a deadly fart.
The moral of todays story is......once you get old you can fart in public all you want and it becomes socially exceptable.
I can't wait to get old!
