Unoriginal

I am stealing a page from my friends miss timber and princess peggy today. Ever since I read their past blogs I have caught myself just sitting around at work thinking about odd things. I then write them down and now I am going to share them with you.

1. When I eat, and people watch me, do they think I chew funny? Because I think I chew funny.
2. Why did they name it Fanta?
3. I didn't realize that cleaning with to much ammonia would cause the skin on my hands to peal, my question is.....When will my skin stop pealing?
4. I didn't shave under my arms today. I wonder if anyone can tell?
5. Do I wear to much perfume? I wear the same perfume every day and I think that I have become one of those old ladies that wears to much perfume but doesn't realize it because I have become immune to the smell.
6. Why don't some of my male co-workers wax or pluck stray eyebrow, nose, and ear hair?
7. Do their wives not notice this stray hair?
8. Why does my 45 year old co-worker hate women soooooooo much but still live with his mom?
9. I hate cafeteria food!
10. People who wear spandex in the work place should be locked up.
11. Can you really sexually harasses someone if you have not been to sexual harassment training?
12. Why don't people wash their hands after they go to the bathroom? I am in the bathroom.....I can tell you who is washing and who is not. Do they not care that other people think they are nasty, non-hand washing freaks.
13. Do I have OCD?
14. Why do we have 4 layers of management but yet only 1 layer knows what's going on?
15. If I didn't show up to work tomorrow would anybody notice?
16. I need to clip my toe nails.
17. Target list...........
18. They are not using real meat in the cafeteria lunches......What is it? Will it eventually kill me?
19. I am going to chew my own arm off if this guys doesn't stop talking to me!
20. Why do they still make rectal thermometers?
21. I am going to throw-up thinking about sticking the rectal thermometer in my mouth......
22. Should I learn another language? Or....Should I just wait for everyone else to learn English?
23. What is e-bonix? Why can't I understand it?
24. I can't wait for Dancing with the Stars to come back on.
25. Why is it socially acceptable for African Americans and Europeans to not shave their legs but I have to shave my legs every day?
26. I am going to stop shaving my legs.
27. OH MY GOSH! I think I left the iron plugged in this morning!
28. Shastas (name changed for obvious reasons) hair got butchered. She should demand her money back from her hair dresser.

Just to let you know I do work. I just need to take little mental health breaks during the day.